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Origins

Why here

Three things line up here, and the map is where they do. Temperature sets the band: arabica yields best at 18 to 21°C, robusta at 22 to 26, and those four degrees are most of the belt’s shape. The rain has to arrive in a pattern rather than a trickle — the flowers open when a dry season breaks. Height is how a farm on the equator reaches the cooler window without going anywhere. Volcanic ground lies under a lot of this country; whether it or the altitude is what you taste, nobody has separated.

coffee / where-it-grows →
Now drinkingDancing Goats“Back to basics.”In the cupboard
  • Temperature highland: cooler air, arabica’s window
  • Rainfall the belt: frost-free, a wet season then a dry one
  • Soil volcanic arc: common, not proven the cause
  • All three where the best-known origins sit

5 bags · 5 countries · 5 regions

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In the cupboard

cocoa and nuts

Dancing Goats

Minas Gerais, Brazil · De Mello Coffee

“Back to basics. Nutty, smooth, bitter like cocoa: the taste most of the world knows as coffee.”

Natural1,200 mMedium roastYellow Catuaiopened 11 Oct 2026
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9.0/10

The shelf

Everything I have finished, newest first. 4 bags of the 5 in the journal since Sep 2026, from 5 countries.

Intensity, not quality. A low number is a different coffee, not a worse one.

Behind the bar

a game · about ten minutes

Dial in the house shot

It’s 6:30 and the doors open at seven. Pull shots on a fresh bag of the house blend until the espresso is right: the dose first, then the grinder, then the yield. The head barista is beside you.

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How this works

A bag lasts one to two weeks. When it is finished the next one takes the top of this page and the old one moves down to the shelf, where it stays. Nothing gets deleted. The map fills up as the shelf does, one dot per origin, larger where I have been back. The rating is mine. The profile is eight axes of character rather than a score, and it is the same eight every time, so after a year it should be obvious what I actually reach for.